Valentine's Day

Everyone's heard about those Valentine's Day gifts where one spouse actually buys a gift for themselves but then gives it to the other spouse. In general, this is a bad idea. But for you guys out there, if your spouse has long discussed getting hair clippers so that she can trim you and the kids around the neck and ears, I want to tell you now that getting her those clippers in a grooming kit which is labeled primarily as a beard and mustache trimmer could lead to some serious miscommunications.